Lord ! oh lord!

Dear God,

This is not a spam. But we have millions of God in the Hindu religion and I wouldn’t want to be rude addressing only a few of you. I am , therefore , like the Marketing gods of present times, mass mailing you all. Hope you understand.

I promise lords, that I shall pray thou, the complex mathemagicians that you all are , if only you help me solve some of the pretty nasty equations in my life which I am unable to comprehend.

I have answers to some pretty easy ones like what is life after death, the non equilibrium thermodynamics of heterogenous systems, Memristors and swift chips.

But there are some complex issues I have no clue of. Help me dear God. Life would be that much simpler and I would have more time to think, thank and pray!

WHY ?

1. The prettiest girl in the lift smiles at me only when I am nursing the worst hangover.
2. The ball lands on the zero of the Roulette wheel always a spin late after my bet at the casino.
3. The fattest guy sit next to me in the aisle seat on a long flight.
4. The kid next to me in Mcdonald trips and spills Ketchup on my shirt only when I have my whitest shirt on?
5. Only the important mails go to the spam and the spams come into the inbox.
6. Whenever I jump the light at the signal, an officer is round the corner?
7. Do I wake up at 5.00 am on a weekend but find it hard to do so when I have to catch an early flight?
8. the battery of my mobile discharges only when I am on some very important call.
9. the people I really enjoy chatting are always busy and the people who are a pain in you know where are always free.
11. The best shows during vacations are only the next day when I am leaving.
12 . does it have to rain when I have an interview and wearing my best suit and am without an umbrella.
13.
on the highway, I get the urge to go the rest room only after I read the sign saying that no service area for the next 25 miles?
14. People pay to read when a jerk called Murphy chronicles it and call it as Murphy's Law but dismiss it as attention seeking whinging of a frustrated ranter when i write!

Waiting for your email.

A disillusioned soul.